[Open, but directed toward gym leaders]

[pain_split]

To my fellow gym leaders, has anyone heard what we are doing here in Sheercliff? I hear that he has gone missing and the League has been almost silent since the Team Rocket post on the trainer forums....I mean honestly. I hate this town, can't we just move on?

Comments

[pain_split]

True...but all these bells going off before the sun comes up, it's annoying for people that are trying to get some rest. I mean honestly, who wants to spend all their time doing classes with fighting type pokemon.

[headshotsavvy]

Moight not be yer cup a' tea, but other's moight loik it. Y'can piss off if ya want, but I'm stayin'.

[pain_split]

I'm not leaving until he shows up, trust me. This town is just boring, and the league needs to hurry it up already.

[headshotsavvy]

[Jeez Viktor get your panties out of that wad that they are most definitely in.]

Perhaps if ya' got out a bit it wouldn't be so boring. Go find someone to battle or summat.

[He knows you, Viktor. You are sitting in your room writing Dark Poetry on your livejournal in your diary.]

[pain_split]

I have been going out! Its just ridiculous how to get around. Thank goodness for my Drifblim, I don't know how else I would be able to get anything done. Not to mention the food here is meager and terrible.

[WHINE WHINE COMPLAIN COMPLAIN >8C]

[headshotsavvy]

Y'sound like Dist.

[When he was a young man they ate DIRT and lived in holes in the ground! No but really. Yeesh.]

[pain_split]

...Oh god I do don't I. But this place is pretty cruddy...I mean honestly, rope ladders? What are we? Cave men?!

[SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH A MAGIKARP.]

[headshotsavvy]

Mate, y'know my feelings on havin' to do a little bit a' work to get a payoff.

[HE IS TRYING TO IMPART FATHERLY WISDOM UNTO YOU. RECEIVE IT.]

[pain_split]

I agree, I built my gym from the ground up, so I understand, trust me. But this is ridiculous.

[YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD D8]

[dudeihaveagym]

Jeez, Viktor. You complain like a frickin' twelve-year-old. I've been climbing the stairs and ladders and stuff all week, it's good for your lungs you know.

[pain_split]

Wha! I am not! This town is just ridiculous! Ridiculous I say! Why would anyone live here. Someone let me know when HE gets back. I'll be staying in the Inn until then.

[RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE]

[dudeihaveagym]

C'mon, lighten up. Doesn't the inn have an arena? I'm sure you could find a trainer or two to battle you.

[Ask for a rematch I will kick your butt this time come on ask for it.]

[pain_split]

Perhaps...My pokemon do seem a little restless. Perhaps I could find a trainer or two to utterly destroy.

[Lets peak into his imagination for second: oh god he is destroying everything and laughing like a maniac. HE WILL RULE SUPREME!]

[dudeihaveagym]

Huh, really? 'Cause you haven't been getting any farther in the tournaments than me. Maybe back in Lumeloch was a fluke.

[Skyler can roll her eyes so hard it must come from being daddy's little girl.]

[pain_split]

Clearly! Not to mention the Pokemon were obviously not my own! I didn't have much time to train it. Hey! If you want to insult my skills, maybe you and I should battle. Because obviously you don't understand my real training abilities, Sklyer.

[HE IS HUFFING, OH HUFF HUFF FUUUUME]

[dudeihaveagym]

Obviously.

[Oh he has DONE IT NOW.]

I'll battle you any time, anywhere.

[pain_split]

Well fine! Then I suppose you won't mind battling me this evening?!

[dudeihaveagym]

Tonight?

Do I have anything going on tonight? Uh...

Tonight is fine! Better prepare to lose!

[pain_split]

Fantastic! Meet me at the Pokemon center, I'll arrange for a location.